The Stealth Attack of the Killer Wasps:
Imagine my surprise when
A wasp flew through Granddad’s window
Granddad batted it out and then
We drove through the most spectacular show
Up ahead, along the road
Frenzy gone into overload
Grandma and Granddad exchange a look
I think they were a little shook
So for the first time
Out in the sunshine
I saw a swarm
And the air transform
Into a thousand or more
Flying wasps
Their angry wings fluttering, barging against my car door
I bet their stings would leave me sore
I cower in my seat
If someone bought these beasts
Then where is the receipt
Can we not retreat?
I have never been scared of wasps
But after the stealth attack of the killer wasps
I’ve been scared ever since
Did I mention I was only six.
Flipping heck! I would've been scared out of my soul, let alone the car! Those wasps are sneaky little blighters :/
ReplyDeleteThis is what gave me my phobia of wasps.
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